She may have a hot tub and a Ferrari.... but the house isn't up to much, is it??

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Originally posted by Pengy:
Can't work out why she's so tired I'd have gone home to be honest

Me too!! I know we said it last time... but she is bloomin rude!!!!

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Originally posted by Baz:
She may have a hot tub and a Ferrari.... but the house isn't up to much, is it??

I was thinking that house is smaller than I thought she'd have

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Originally posted by Pengy:
Can't work out why she's so tired I'd have gone home to be honest

Is she on Valium or something, she's slurring her words as well!!!

Not too tired to get into the hot tub though is she

What the heck colour is that merangue????????

Is she in her dressing gown!!

Hiya Peeps,
Tired = Drunk.

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Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:

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Originally posted by Pengy:
Can't work out why she's so tired I'd have gone home to be honest

Is she on Valium or something, she's slurring her words as well!!!

she must be on something - what else could explain that sort of behaviour

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Originally posted by Heartache:
Hiya Peeps,
Tired = Drunk.

norty - you're late

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Originally posted by Heartache:
Hiya Peeps,
Tired = Drunk.

It sure does!! Hi heartache

LOL.... I'd forgotten how low it was!!

See you all tomorrow

Cya tomorrow - if we can stay awake that is

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Originally posted by Pengy:

quote:

Originally posted by Heartache:
Hiya Peeps,
Tired = Drunk.

norty - you're late

Sorry

Back to work tomorrow, so l'll see you both anon. Enjoyed your company, see you when l'm early turn.

Hello All, many thanks Baz

I'm nervous about tonight..


HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA HA HA HA!!!

Is it only Day 4? I'm exhausted watching them!

Nige still looks set to win..
Shots of Dawnie in the Jim working out dem boobs.
Bernie really enjoyed his own night lol!
Has Dawn has a shot too much of the Night Nurse???
Main chicken fahitas. I like them.
Buying jalepeeeno's to have everyone on the toilet all night? Pleasant.
*Dawn throws the egg shells into the sink* Filthy mare.
Her whisk has broke.

*HAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAA*

The loose pavlova is escaping...
She has porn star shoes!!!!!
And a parakeet...

Starter prawn and avocado surprise.
Looks darn right discusting.
Now the raspberries have escaped into the sink..

Here's young Nige, Vallllllerrrieeeeeeeeee, Paul and erm, Bernie.

As the show winds up the first half Dawn is shown in bed and Nige and Paul looking furtive in the kitchen.

Bloody hell.

Ads...

Straight back to the guests teasing Dawn about stopping at Pizza Hut.
Bernie trying to stroke her parrot (this is not a metaphor).
The avocado looks manky.
Dawn is "shattered".
They like the taste not the look.
Dawn is crying with her hair trailing in the avocado.

What a vile bunch of people.

Dawn goes to bed.

Nigel has come up trumps and starts to open packets to cook her main.
Paul has broken a chair.
Dawn is snoring.
Cor, she looks rough as nuts.

She has to be on drugs surely, or withdrawal, that's not normal.

The guests are not happy. I don't blame then.

Hot tob bubbling away.

Erm, a nakie guy appears. Makes sense now, she's been copulating with him all afternoon!

*taps nose*



Hope she washed her hands...

4 from val, 1 from Paul, 3 from Nige, 1 from Bernie.

9...

Dawn for her final interview issssss.... asleep on the sofa!!!


Um that's all from me folks, see you tomorrow.

what a weird woman, surely Preston is a big enough city/town to ignore these and find five others

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Originally posted by Baz:

nipped off to the lounge but I'm back again

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Originally posted by Pengy:

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Originally posted by Baz:

nipped off to the lounge but I'm back again

Me too.... Farmer decided to manure fields... so had to go shut doors and windows

Ponders: did that avocado do Dawn's hair any good?

Paul is a knob

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Originally posted by Baz:

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Originally posted by Pengy:

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Originally posted by Baz:

nipped off to the lounge but I'm back again

Me too.... Farmer decided to manure fields... so had to go shut doors and windows

That's one reason why I like living in a city

Oooooooo yumity yum what century is she in?

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Originally posted by Pengy:

quote:

Originally posted by Baz:

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Originally posted by Pengy:

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Originally posted by Baz:

nipped off to the lounge but I'm back again

Me too.... Farmer decided to manure fields... so had to go shut doors and windows

That's one reason why I like living in a city

Unfortunately I'm neither one or other

This lad is the only near normal one of the buch

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Originally posted by Baz:
This lad is the only near normal one of the buch

He's a bit of a smug know it all which never endears people to me

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Originally posted by Pengy:

quote:

Originally posted by Baz:
This lad is the only near normal one of the buch

He's a bit of a smug know it all which never endears people to me

LOL.. I never said I liked him..... just that....at least up to the pole... compared to the rest of them....he seemed almost normal

I knew there was something missing from my living room - a dancing pole

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Originally posted by Pengy:
I knew there was something missing from my living room - a dancing pole

OMG.... the manure smell is getting everywhere

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Originally posted by Baz:
OMG.... the manure smell is getting everywhere

I remember it well from when I lived in Ireland


I like Paul's home

Do you think that older woman thinks her put on voice sounds sexy something!!

That looked like a load of maggots in her bowl!!

OOOOOO I really needed to know that Dawn doesn't wear knickers

Poor Nigel has to dehead Dawn's prawns - God she's such an eejit

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Originally posted by Baz:
Do you think that older woman thinks her put on voice sounds sexy something!!

Valerie is barking - and she's not sexy. Those teeth are strange you see her bottom teeth when she talks not her top ones the same as normal people

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Originally posted by Pengy:

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Originally posted by Baz:
Do you think that older woman thinks her put on voice sounds sexy something!!

Valerie is barking - and she's not sexy. Those teeth are strange you see her bottom teeth when she talks not her top ones the same as normal people

Yeah... almost like bad fitting false teeth And as someone who knows.... she should consider wearing a shrug.....

5!!!!

Paul's presentation was excellent


Valerie you biatch - very low mark


The Nige won

Oh for goodness sake