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Michelle has finished Celebrity Big Brother in fifth place!

 

So in fifth place is Michelle Visage. From the moment she set foot in the House, it was clear she'd be a killer housemate, equipped with stories, opinions, wisdom, sass and earrings that Pat Butcher would be proud of. So let's take a look back at her Top 5 moments...

1. Card-carrying Anglophile

For an All-American gal, our Michelle was quite the fountain of UK knowledge. Obscure telly, Scouse slang, British confectionary... Michelle's encyclopaedic understanding of what makes the UK great confirms her place as an honorary Brit.

2. Drag delegate

Michelle

As a key player in the drag world, Michelle took every opportunity to spread the movement within the house. She was responsible for many a male makeover, the results of which were uniquely Visage.

3. Mystic Michelle

Michelle

Always ready to jump into a task head-first, Michelle took on the role of fortune teller with gusto. And, let's face it, which other housemate could've pulled off that outfit?

4. Katie and Michelle 4eva

Be honest: most of us had them pegged as potential sparring partners, didn't we? Alas, we were wrong, and we're glad we were wrong. Michelle and Hopkins' friendship provided some of the funniest moments of the series.

5. The straight-talking voice of reason

Michelle Visage, Celebrity Big Brother

But perhaps the thing Michelle became best known for was speaking sense. When the House turned into an argument-packed tornado farm all around her, she kept her cool and provided a welcome voice of reason. And boy, did we need it.

 

Michelle, honey, thanks for the teas. We're still not sure what it means, but thanks all the same. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MrsH

Keith has finished Celebrity Big Brother in fourth place!

 

They say nice guys finish last, but our Cheggers made it until the final. Fourth place no less. Keith became the House's lovable uncle, and those punchlines were a welcome relief from the squabbles. Let's celebrate Keith's stint with his Top 5 moments...

1. Kindest man in the House

If there's one word to sum up Keith in the House, it's "nice." He's just nice, isn't he? Nice. As a result, he managed to get on with pretty much everyone, pretty much all of the time.

2. Getting off the fence

The problem that some of our housemates had with Keith's niceness is that they mistook it for softness. But push Keith far enough, and you'll see a sharper side to him - as Katie Hopkins found out on more than one occasion. And while Keith might not have been at the centre of many arguments, he made sure his voice was heard when it counted.

3. Mucking in

Arguments aside, Keith was always willing to get stuck in when Big Brother set the housemates a task. Even when it was a kind of gross task. If the housemates needed someone to take one for the team, they could usually rely on Keith.

4. Spick and span

Cleanliness isn't particularly important to us as viewers, but we imagine it's pretty important if you're actually in the House. You'd want things to be nice and clean, wouldn't you? While some of the housemates would rather spend their time arguing or chilling out, Keith made it his mission to get the washing up done and keep the floors swept. Good on ya, Cheggers.

5. Jolly joker

Ultimately, though, whatever else was going on in the House, Keith could be relied on to be a beam of sunshine. Whether he was sharing stories or telling jokes, he usually had a smile on his face. Which made the time Big Brother set the other housemates a secret task not to laugh at his jokes all the funnier.

Ciao Cheggers! Cheers for the chuckles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MrsH

Calum has finished Celebrity Big Brother in third place!

 

So, you voted him third BEST. Our handsome chap Calum made it until the Celebrity Big Brother final - let's look back at some of the moments that got him here, shall we?

1. Guy candy

Calum

It's always good to have something nice to look at. And as several of the housemates have commented, Calum is pretty easy on the eye. 

2. Facing off with Perez

Calum

For most of his time in the House, Calum was Mr Laid Back. But there were a couple of moments where he was pushed to his limits, and when Calum got angry, he got really angry. We still liked him though.

3. Working it out

Calum lifts Katie

Despite not having a gym or any kind of equipment, this year's crop of celebrities were some of our most active ever. And for that, they've got Calum to thank. Always keen to exercise or help others exercise, Calum even found some inventive ways of getting around his lack of apparatus.

4. Just good friends

cami li celebrity big brother cbb

Sadly, we've been pretty starved for romance in this series, with most of our celebs married or otherwise attached. So Calum and Cami-Li might have been just friends, but it was a fun friendship to watch anyway. Awww.

5. A normal dude

Maybe our favourite thing about Calum, at the end of the day, was that he just seemed so normal. Reasonable, sensible, mostly calm, but always ready for a laugh. Nice that, innit?

Whether stressed, in jest, or full of zest, we were truly blessed by Best. That rhyming dictionary was money down the drain, wasn't it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MrsH

Katie Hopkins is the runner-up of Celebrity Big Brother!

 

Well, was there ever any doubt she'd be good value? Katie Hopkins, High Priestess of Controversy, gave us all kinds of entertainment, and ended up in second place after a battle of the Katies. Time for a quick stroll down memory lane with the lady herself...

1. BFFs

Katie Hopkins

Katie repeatedly told us she wasn't in the Big Brother House to make friends, but she seems to have done it anyway. She and Michelle were pretty much inseparable in the House, come rain or shine

 

2. Fighting talk

Katie's other significant relationship in the House was with Perez. And it was a much less friendly one. They took every opportunity to snipe at one another, without ever really seeming to get upset about it. Since they're both fond of an argument, we reckon they were enjoying themselves really. 

 

3. Nice as pie

Just when you thought you'd got Katie Hopkins's nasty number, though, she'd surprise you by taking time out to comfort a sad housemate, or joining in some ridiculous game or other. She's an enigma, that woman. 

 

4. Salute!

If Katie H had a favourite task in the House, we reckon it might be the BB Cadets task. As Red Pigeon, she was in charge of making sure her housemates were up to scratch - which, let's face it, is pretty much what she did the whole time anyway. Big Brother just gave her the outfit to match. 

 

5. Face forward

Katie Hopkins

She might not have been shy about using her words, but Katie Hopkins also gave us some amazing facial expressions this season. Her fearlessness in the face of Michelle and Pricey's makeovers won her some brownie points, too.

Katie Hopkins, we won't be forgetting your stay in the House anytime soon. Your legend will live on, because frankly, those gifs will never get old.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MrsH

Katie Price is the winner of Celebrity Big Brother!

 

We have our new Celebrity Big Brother champion! Pricey, Pricey, Pricey! She came in as the new kid, showed us she was less glamour diva and more the girl next door, and left as the winner. Whatta girl. Let's remind ourselves of some of Katie's finest moments...

1. Fairy princess

Entering the House late, Pricey made quite the splash when she arrived - dressed as a fairy princess and with magical powers over her housemates. That's the way to do it. 

2. Bronzed beauty

It's January. The Big Brother House is in the UK. It's not particularly sunny here. But you'd never know it looking at Pricey. She made her tan a priority, and will probably leave the House a completely different colour than she entered it. That's dedication for you.

3. The quotable Pricey

Katie Price

She apologised for being boring and for talking about her exes too much, but Pricey often had something inspiring to say. We often found ourselves waiting eagerly for her next words of wisdom.

4. Katie vs Katie

Katie P wasn't the only Katie in the House, and the two of them didn't always get along. In fact, sometimes they really, really didn't get along. Which Katie came out on top? It's still up for debate, really.

5. LOLZ

Controversy aside, our Katie was always game for a laugh. Even if no-one else was.

Kate, it's been a pleasure. And you've taught the nation a valuable lesson: don't mess with the Pricey. (Valuable lesson = chuckleworthy quote we'll tire of before too long.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MrsH

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