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Former Member

Was reading DS about the latest Paul Ross shenanigans, and someone mentioned paying £100 for a print of him, with a link to Amazon.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Ca...t_top#cm_cr_dpwidget

The reviews had me crying laughing and are obviously spoofs... but w.t.h. is going on?

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Former Member

Originally Posted by fremsley:

I can do you a signed bootprint for fifty.

Plus travelling expenses of course

How can I resist

9/1/148:14 AM

Former Member

Sample review:

1,296 of 1,328 people found the following review helpful:

Alcoholic By I. Aisthorpe on 11 April 2010

Yesterday I was a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future.
Then I bought this.
Now I'm a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future, but with a 20" Canvas of Paul Ross.
You just never know what lies around the corner.

9/1/148:23 AM

Former Member

Originally Posted by fremsley:

Stop quoting me

9/1/148:27 AM

AmythistMember 10 years

Brilliant, had to contribute to it...irresistable

9/1/148:43 AM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Amythist:

Brilliant, had to contribute to it...irresistable

Did you?

9/1/148:49 AM

BazMember VIP10 years

9/1/148:52 AM

Former Member

There's another one for a Pam St Clement clock

http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAM-ST...%28A5%29+-+Actresses

9/1/148:55 AM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:

There's another one for a Pam St Clement clock

http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAM-ST...%28A5%29+-+Actresses

To go with my Pam St Clement canvas clock, I purchased the Steve McFadden canvas clock and hung them in the same room. This caused a wormhole to appear in the time space continuum (to be fair the manufacturers do make this point in the small print). I was sucked into the wormhole and it spat me out here, where Pam and Steve are not rulers of a peaceful Galaxy and almost no one wears golden tracksuits.

9/1/1410:15 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Someone I follow has been tweeting these for months, they're brilliant.

9/1/1410:57 AM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Pengy:

Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:

There's another one for a Pam St Clement clock

http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAM-ST...%28A5%29+-+Actresses

9/1/1411:50 AM

Former Member

21 of 24 people found the following review helpful

3.0 out of 5 stars Haunting, 15 Jan 2014

I used to use clocks to tell the time, but since purchasing this Pam St Clement timepiece with her haunting eyes and desolate expression, her soulless and craggy face staring at me yearningly from the back of my kitchen, I have taken to using it to count down the seconds left on this mortal coil as I slowly crawl on weary knees towards the yawning chasm of infinity and lose myself to the gaping void of death. It keeps time well, though. 3 stars.

9/1/1411:59 AM

Former Member

5.0 out of 5 stars Bewitching, 20 May 2014

Under the watchful eyes of Ms St. Clement my productivity has increased tenfold. My only complaint is that at midnight she starts swearing in the most vulgar terms, but my wife and I have gradually found that this can be quite a turn-on

9/1/1412:01 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

mummy

Do not buy, this is a very high quality print, maybe the best I have ever seen but the problem ( and it's a big problem ) is that it is printed upside down, as soon as I hung it I thought WAIT a second, what the hell have I just bought.
I am thinking of selling it on and hoping that the next purchaser doesn't realise, I will sell it " Sold as is " that way they have no come back.

9/1/142:44 PM

Former Member

They're also reviewing a roll of tin foil

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00...AP1ML#cm_cr_dpwidget

Excellent for hat making By Ralph on 1 April 2011

By far the best for making aluminium shield hats to ward off aliens. The extra shininess of this top grade foil means that their probe rays are deflected back with stunning accuracy.

Perfect for time travel By S Marciano on 3 April 2011

This product is fantastic for protection against radiation when travelling through worm holes. I usually put on a double layer just to be sure, but this stuff is so strong you could probably just think about wearing it and you will come out in 2137 without a scratch. I haven't gone further than a couple of hundred years yet but no doubt it will hold up under the sternest of tests.
Note - for travelling back in time you will need the shiny side facing in... like when you cook sausages

Perfact for preventing the alien mind probe,

By ST Nicholls "viggenboy"

Since I decided to line all of my hats with this product I have not been a victim of an alien mind probe once!!! Proofs in the pudding; results don't lie, ensure that you mind is alien probe free and invest in this fine product

won't be buying anything ever again By Steve Maloney on 5 April 2011

I misunderstood the description of the product as an 18" foil and was killed in a swordfight. Shame on you.

red head delight, 10 July 2014

ianjames

As a red head i regularly use this as a sun block.

9/2/143:14 AM

Former Member

Reviews for Katie and Peter's classic album A Whole New World

Better Than Beethoven,

Hello, I am being Professorial Music lecturer at the University of Munich. I have been devoted my life to the works of Bach, Beethoven, Mozart etc but now I am putting these opuses in the bin, for I have now discovering musical genius of an unheard of level! Katie Price is better than Callas, I just am not aware of where she is getting such huge lungpower! Please buying this album and discover the forces of musical intellect beyond the commonplace.

Good Lord!

I have just listened to some of this album (I couldn't manage the whole album without a long holiday) I now have severe pain in my sides, my mascara is half way down my cheeks, I bashed my wrist so hard on the desk I think I have broken several small bones in it, my husband heard my rapturous outcries and rushed in to see if I was having a seizure and I have wet my knickers...

Number one

Put this at the top of you list of albums to die before you listen to

Migrating Eardrums,

Fellow listeners, be warned. This album blew my mind, causing sudden onset deafness. I left the house for the hospital not realising (because I was now deaf) that the CD was still playing on auto-repeat at high volume. When I returned some hours later, I could not find a single piece of my house. To this day I do not know what happened but I am content with my new life on the street. Worth every penny.

powerful stuff!

I played it backwards, and now my cat is on the ceiling.

Made my dad walk again

I bought this for my father who had become paralysed from the waist down following a freak unicycle accident back in 1984 and I had barely started playing the CD when he miraculously shot up from his wheelchair, ran across the room shouting "TURN THAT S*** OFF!" And proceeded to smash it to pieces. Its a a testament to the power of this music that ot can perform such a miracle. On the downside my dad is now under investigation by the benefits fraud team for claiming years of disability allowance.

9/3/1412:46 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

Love them, Rog This really made me laugh though: Put this at the top of you list of albums to die before you listen to

Have you read the reviews for Veet for Men..?

9/3/142:20 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Love them, Rog This really made me laugh though: Put this at the top of you list of albums to die before you listen to

Have you read the reviews for Veet for Men..?

Goes to find...

9/3/142:30 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Love them, Rog This really made me laugh though: Put this at the top of you list of albums to die before you listen to

Have you read the reviews for Veet for Men..?

Goes to find...

OMG! I have tears in my eyes laughing so far Cosi

9/3/142:34 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Love them, Rog This really made me laugh though: Put this at the top of you list of albums to die before you listen to

Have you read the reviews for Veet for Men..?

Goes to find...

OMG! I have tears in my eyes laughing so far Cosi

There seems to be a theme regarding users 'experiences'

9/3/142:45 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Love them, Rog This really made me laugh though: Put this at the top of you list of albums to die before you listen to

Have you read the reviews for Veet for Men..?

Goes to find...

OMG! I have tears in my eyes laughing so far Cosi

There seems to be a theme regarding users 'experiences'

Indeed. I've never ready so many varied descriptions of pain . Very very funny !

9/3/143:24 PM

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